Dr Pepper Jokes

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead.

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What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper? A FIZZICIAN.

What kind of Dr is Dr Pepper? A Fizzician

9 out of 10 doctors recommend drinking water over soda Not Dr. Pepper.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead.

*In the ER* "We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?" "How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?" "Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"

Why am I not afraid of Michelle Obama banning soda pop?,"She said ""If you like your Dr. Pepper you can keep your Dr. Pepper.""

why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!

Why am I not afraid of Michelle Obama banning soda pop? She said "If you like your Dr. Pepper, you can keep your Dr. Pepper."

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died.

Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him.

Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died.