Why am I not afraid of Michelle Obama banning soda pop? She said "If you like your Dr. Pepper, you can keep your Dr. Pepper."

If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady.

The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper.

HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out.