The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper.

If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance.

Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.

Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman.