If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance.#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman.#Dr Pepper#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda#Dr Pepper#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant#Dr Pepper#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp