The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper.

HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out.

If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance.

Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.