Cuba Jokes

eer booze and fun!' 'A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says ""Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"" The man says ""Excuse me Castro's Army."" The bartender says ""Alright then"" and the man leaves. A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. T…

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes out a …

Two twins were separated at birth One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal. 10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said, " If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."

While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba.

Cuban pastimes Years ago, a bearded Cuban was chatting it up with some ladies vacationing from the United States. He said, "Here in Cuba, our number one pastime is bullfighting." One of the ladies, horrified at the spectacle of bloody bulls being tortured, asked "Isn't it revolting?" "No, that's our second most popular pastime."

I like my women like I like my cigars... 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

Two twins were separated at birth One of them lived in Cuba

A man walks into a bar... (the apple drinks one) And he orders a Rum & Coke (Cuba Libre)

Why does Cuba not have any casinos? They Havana no money to spend.

How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro

There was a Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer on a train. The Russian started the conversation with, "Mother Russia has the best vodka ever and we have so much we can just throw it away." So the Russian throws a bottle out the window. Then the Cuban speaks up, "Cuba has the best cigars and we have so much we could throw them away." So the Cuban throws some cigars out the window. Well, the American doesn’t say a single thing but gets up and walks over to the lawyer and throws him out the…