Christopher Reeves Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. Edited for spelling, even though the guy was a stuffy old turd about it. :D HEYOOO

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share.

I'm releasing a line of INaction Figures I'm including Steven Hawking, Christopher Reeves and F.D. Roosevelt **edit** Just realised I could have improved it thusly: Including Professor X, Daredevil & Superman

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Dark jokes 1. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is 2. What's the worst part about breaking up with a japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message 3. What did kermit the frog say at Jim henson's funeral? Nothing 4. What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society 5. What's the difference between john wayne and jack daniels? Jack daniels is still killing indians 6. Penn State moved the Jerry Sandusky statue to the library. When yo…

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken