I was shocked when I found out just how many techno songs Steven Hawking sings on.#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again.#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Son Is A Genius Mom 1: my son is so smart I swear he's the next Albert Einstein Mom 2: oh really? My son is the next Steven Hawking, he never gets his up off his ass#Albert Einstein Mom#Steven Hawking#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables.#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.#Steven Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Attention r/Jokes! Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries.#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire.#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm releasing a line of INaction Figures I'm including Steven Hawking, Christopher Reeves and F.D. Roosevelt **edit** Just realised I could have improved it thusly: Including Professor X, Daredevil & Superman#Steven Hawking#Christopher Reeves#Fd Roosevelt#Superman+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.#Steven Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up.#Steven Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.#Steven Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?#Steven Hawking#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire.#Steven Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady#Steven Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed he had a broken wrist#Steven Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? Steven Hawking#Steven Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)#Steven Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who has the fastest brain in the world? Steven Hawking with a brake failure!#Steven Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp