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A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic? The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest

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A boy is working on his English homework A boy is working on his English homework, and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?" His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference." So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: Would she sleep

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Smartest president ever A plane with 4 people on board suffers an engine failure. There are only three parachutes. The pilot stands up and says: „I’m Brad Pitt, my kids needs me, my fans needs me, I have to survive.“ he takes one of the parachutes and jumps out of the plane. The first passenger stands up and says: „I’m Donald Trump, I was the smartest president the US ever had and I’ll become the next president. My country needs me.“ He takes the second parachute and jumps out of the plane too.

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A woman went into a tattoo parlour and asked the artist to tattoo a picture of Johnny Depp on her right upper thigh and Brad Pitt on her left upper thigh. The artist did so, and when he had finished he handed her a mirror so she could inspect the work. She looked at the right thigh and said: "Wow! That's definitely Johnny Depp. Just look at those eyes." Then she examined her left thigh but complained: "That doesn't look like Brad Pitt." The artist disagreed and suggested they settle the argument

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