Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children.

Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.

Brad Pitt was just telling my friend he liked me & then I woke up so it looks like the best part of my day is already bullshit & over.

Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids.