"Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears." Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst.#Bonos#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
U2 members were playing hide and seek. It was Bono's turn. As the others hid, Bono turned around and counted, ""One... Two... Three... Fourteen..."" (Sorry, a bit dad-jokey. I made this up one day after finding the lack of U2 jokes online.)#Bonos#Bono#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either.#Bonos0🔗 ShareWhatsApp