😄 So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things h...

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So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either.

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Joke ID: 01KKTN9TXTB3JE1FBH3GTMZFNE

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