An accountant read a nursery rhyme to his young child. Afterwards he said: "No, son, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, that wouldn't be tax deductible. But I like your thinking." What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? – "It's 10.12 and thirteen seconds . . . no, wait . . . fourteen seconds . . . no, wait . . . fifteen seconds . . ."