Beethovens Jokes

One music university senior complains to another: ""Dude, I have no idea how to write my graduation composition. Do you have any hint?"" ""Why don't you try coping professor X's piece he wrote when getting his D.A.?"" ""I did. It turned out to be Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.""

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John.

Beethoven Recently I went on a trip to Germany and I had heard that Beethoven was buried in the area that I would be visiting, so I decided to stop in and visit. Once I arrived, I immediately stopped in behind the cathedral where he was laid to rest. To my surprise there was no one there except for this one crazy guy with a shovel and crowbar, saying that he was going to dig up Beethoven's body. So I thought to myself, ""This oughta be good!"" After a while of digging I hear the thump of shovel …

Paul Mccartney tried to buy the rights to Beethoven's music. He spoke to the man in charge of Beethoven's estate and said ""I would like to buy the rights to all of his music"". The man replied ""none of zees are for sale, only fur a lease"".

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA

The day after Beethoven's funeral, at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones). Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played back…

Beethoven When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave…

The Beethoven Mystery When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later,the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived,he bent his ear to…

So a man was walking through a graveyard... When he began hearing music coming from one of the graves. So he followed the sound and ended up at Beethoven's grave. Then he recognized the music, it was Beethoven's 9th but it was playing backwards! So the man called up his friend to come check it out and when the friend arrived Beethoven's 7th was playing, backwards as well. They called the caretaker and he arrived as Beethoven's 5th was playing and even he could not figure it out! They called doct…

A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?""

The London Philharmonic is getting set up to play Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. Everybody's practicing their parts, except for the bass players - they barely have any notes at all, just at the very beginning and the very end. So they hatch a plan: during the performance, they'll all sneak out and go to the pub for some brews. The lead bassist ties a string to the last page of the conductor's score, to alert them so they can get back in time. Performance night rolls around, and the curtains roll up…

Dumb jokes that are funny. (pt.1) Q: What did the cat eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A: BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Q: What game would you play with a wombat? A: Wom. Q: What washes up on tiny beaches? A: Microwaves. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy. Q: Why are all the frogs around here dead? A: 'Cause they keep croaking! Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. Q: What type of music do mummies listen t…

When Beethoven died... he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for …

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa

q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ? a: Beethoven's 1st movement.

Beethoven's Ninth The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch. ""Hey! We need to get back!"" ""No need to panic,"" said a fellow bassist, ""I thought we might …

The day after Beethoven's funeral The day after Beethoven's funeral, at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones). Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as …

Strange music In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens. A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard. Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around t…

Only in America A European Count who had a fascination with the American West, arranged for a trip to a Texas town named Outlaw. Outlaw was small but didn't know it and the town fathers were determined to impress the Count with their worldliness. They arranged to have the local orchestra perform Beethoven's Ninth Symphony at the school auditorium after the traditional rodeo and barbecue. The Count arrives and is suitably impressed. At the barbecue he completely pigs out on steak, ribs, fried…

An orchestra sits down to perform Beethoven's Ninth Symphony ...Now, I don't know if you're familiar with the piece, but the string bass players don't come in until the very end, so until then they have nothing to do. Rather than sit on stage awkwardly twiddling their thumbs, the three bass players conspire to temporarily ditch the concert to go out for beers at the bar across the street. While at the bar, one of the musicians realizes they might be letting themselves get a little too wasted.…

In the last movement of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony... ...the double basses have a few big chords right at the start, then nothing for 10 minutes, then come in right at the end for the big finale. During rehearsals, the bass players started putting down their instruments, going for a quick drink, and comng back in time for the end. On the night of the concert, they did the same thing. It was a hot night, so they drank a bit more. After 10 minutes, one of them said, "Hey, shouldn't we be getting…

The Music Major A student has a music major final due, he must compose a symphony. Out of time, he decides to go to the library to find sheet music and simply write it backwards and submit it as his own. He looks through the stacks and finds one from his very professor when he was a student. He copies it down very fast and doesnt even have a look before substituting it. Days later, he gets an F. He asks his professor if the music was no good. The professor says it's the best he's ever heard…

So, Beethoven dies.... When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his e…

A crowd gathers to hear Beethoven's latest symphony that just dropped. Beethoven to the crowd: "You'all ready for the new symphony?" Crowd: "Yaaaaay!" Beethoven: "I said, you'all ready for the new symphony???" Crowd: "YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!" Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!"

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listene…