Performing Beethovens Jokes

Beethoven's Ninth The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch. ""Hey! We need to get back!"" ""No need to panic,"" said a fellow bassist, ""I thought we might …

Typical bass players A prominent orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. At one point in the final movement of the symphony, there is a long stretch--over 20 minutes--where the basses don't play a note. So, rather than just sit there, the section leader suggested that they sneak out of the orchestra and go across the street to the tavern. The other bass players agreed that this was a splendid idea, and a few minutes later they were in the bar, knocking back drinks at a prodigious r…

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth... In the piece

Typical bass players A prominent orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. At one point in the final movement of the symphony