Dumb jokes that are funny. (pt.1) Q: What did the cat eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A: BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Q: What game would you play with a wombat? A: Wom. Q: What washes up on tiny beaches? A: Microwaves. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy. Q: Why are all the frogs around here dead? A: 'Cause they keep croaking! Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. Q: What type of music do mummies listen to? A: Wrap. Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fsh Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? A: Because it's a little meteor. Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? A: Claude. Q: Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? A: He wanted a meatier shower! Q: Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? A: His mummy. Q: Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow? A: It's making headlines. Im sorry in advance if any of these jokes were a repost, but theres been so many jokes posted on here its impossible to keep track of. Part 2: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10whp8/dumb_jokes_that_are_funny/