A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education
>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map.
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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>CLASS: Maria.
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>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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>TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
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>GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
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>TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
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