I'm doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble today. Nobody asked me to. It's not even my book.#Barnes And Noble#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make caveman noises at the people coming out with real books.#Barnes And Noble#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen.#Salt Lake City#Barnes And Noble0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.#Barnes And Noble0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.#Barnes And Noble#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If anyone is interested I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...#Barnes And Noble0🔗 ShareWhatsApp