Salt Lake City Jokes

I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen.

The second coming A cardinal rushes into the pope's quarters. ""Holy Father, Holy Father! I have some good news and some bad news for you!"" The pope requests he give the good news first. ""I've just received a phone call from Jesus and he has returned to Earth to gather the redeemed for the rapture!"" The pope leaps from his chair in joy. ""This is the greatest news in history! What bad news could you have that could possibly overcome my joy!"" ""He was calling from Salt Lake City""

God calls the Pope one day... The Pope was working at his desk when the phone rings.""Hello, this is the Pope."" He immediately recognized the voice at the other end of the line. ""My son, this is Jesus Christ. I have called you to give you some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I have returned to the Earth to lead the faithful to Heaven."" The Pope was ecstatic! He said, ""My Lord,what could possibly be bad news on this wonderful day?"" Jesus replied, ""I'm calling from Salt La…

One day God called the Pope and he said ""John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion"". The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was then asked ""What's the bad news?"". God said the bad news is that I am calling from Salt Lake City.