Baltimore Jokes

Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports...

Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services? 9-1-1

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live? In a merry land.

Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Did you guy's hear about that peanut in Baltimore? He was assaulted.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore? Two, and often from the same person.

What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Both had Kurds in their way. If Iraq was so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over? You couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks! Chris Rock