What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

At a bar in Baltimore shortly after the riots ... there is a group of people arguing, two men; one a biologist, the other a physicist, walk up to see what's going on. ""What the hell are you arguing about?"". The man responds ""Well he says the police did their job! He's racist, black lives matter!"". ""Well to be fair, all lives matter, we all contribute to our society in a way that helps us evolve"" says the biologist. The physicist getting a little frustrated says ""you're both crazy, everyth…

Hussain Bolt Newsflash: Today Hussain Bolt, the world's fastest man, was arrested in Baltimore. A police spokesperson said: 'We had probable cause. He is black and he was running.' The spokesperson was unable to confirm that Mr Bolt was still living.

Topical Jokes for 6/13 A woman at an Arizona Burger King found a razor blade in her salad. Even more amazing, she found a salad inside a Burger King. A new study has discovered that dinosaurs were neither warm-blooded, nor cold-blooded. Which is the perfect dinosaur trivia, if you desperately need to end a conversation. The LA Kings have won the NHL championship in double overtime. The team celebrated by trying to trade the Stanley Cup for a pair of NBA playoff tickets. In Baltimore, police shot…