Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? "I'll be Bach"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he got asked to play in a film about classic composers? I'll be Bach.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach

If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach

What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach.

What did the musician say when he went back in time? I'll be Bach.

Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music? I swear it was all he talked about. He would go on and on. "Bach, Bach, Bach"!

Did you hear that the guys from "The Expendables" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said "I'll be Bach."

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers? They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party? I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque.

What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach

Who was the chicken's favorite musician? Bach.

Did you hear that the Expendables cast is making a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”

"I'm told that Wagner's music is not as bad as it sounds!" - Mark Twain 4006. What's a tuba for? 1-7/8" by 3-7/8" (unless you request full cut). Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet!

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach..."