Why did Bach have to sell his organ? Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"