Asked Obama Jokes

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin went fishing... After a couple of hours, Obama was flinging his arms around, swatting mosquitos away, while Putin sat there, watching the pond, unbothered. ""How is it, that these bloodsuckers only target my blood reserves?"" Asked Obama. ""They don't bite you at all!"" Putin smiled knowingly and replied: ""They're not allowed to"".

Bush and Obama are standing together at the urinals... Bush and Obama are standing together at the urinals draining the ole lizards, when a curious Obama glances over at Bush' wanker: ""My God George W. That is the biggest pecker I've ever seen on a white man. How'd you come by it?"" ""Well Barry,"" answered Bush chuckling. ""Heheheh. That's a long story for it wasn't always as large as it is today. However I cannot reveal to you how I got it to such an enormous size for that is a closely held s…