Asian Country Jokes

American tourist is lost in foreign country American tourist has lost his group in some Asian country. By accident he walks into local red lights district. He asks random guy on the street for help. ""What do you want, a woman?"" ""No, no"". ""Ohhh, sir, then you want a man?"". ""No, no"". Stranger smiles and lowers his voice: ""I get it. A child then?"" ""My god, no!"". Stranger is irritated: ""What do you want then?"". Man replies: ""US consul"". Stranger thinks for a whole minute in silence, …

Help me create this new joke. So I had an idea for a funny, slightly racist joke but I'm having a hard time putting it all together. The joke revolves around the fact that ""Dah-Rah Beer"" sounds like ""Dollar Bill"" in a comically racist stereotypical Asian accent. So I was thinking of something along the lines of a long setup involving a story about the rise and fall of the Dah-Rah brewing company in an Asian/Oriental country and the punch line involving an Asian person trying to order a Dah-R…

The president of a fledgling East Asian democracy visits a grade school... The principal meets him at the gate and begs, "Sir, the summers are so hot my students are falling over in class, please we need something to give the children air." The president looked mildly concerned and said to his aide, "Implement a new policy or something, make the parents pay more tuition and get ceiling fans installed in schools." The next stop on his itinerary is a state prison. The warden is at the door. "Si…

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