The president of a fledgling East Asian democracy visits a grade school... The principal meets him at the gate and begs, "Sir, the summers are so hot my students are falling over in class, please we need something to give the children air." The president looked mildly concerned and said to his aide, "Implement a new policy or something, make the parents pay more tuition and get ceiling fans installed in schools." The next stop on his itinerary is a state prison. The warden is at the door. "Sir, the summers are so hot the prisoners are having heatstrokes even in their cells, we need to do something." The president was aghast. "Aide, take money out of the treasury and have air conditioning installed in every cell, in fact build them a pool so they can have nice swims during their exercise hours, come on people these are our fellow human beings!" Later back in the presidential palace, the aide found the courage to speak his mind. "Sir, I couldn't help but notice you seemed much more concerned about the condition of the prison than the grade school." The president said, "After my term is over, where do you think I'm more likely to end up?" Disclaimer: I'm from the Asian country where this joke is based on a true story. I've decided not to say which country but bonus point if anyone's from around here and has heard this joke before.