Alexs Jokes

One Sunday morning, the pastor... ...noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up: stood beside the little boy: and said quietly, ""Good morning, Alex."" ""Good morning. Pastor,"" he replied, still focused on the plaque. ""Pastor, what is this?"" The pastor replied, ""Well, son, it's a memo…

Suite 103 **There is no TL;DR to this joke. You have to read the whole thing in order to fully comprehend the joke.** The scotch wasn't going down easily today, but that didn't make pouring some more any more difficult for Adam. The phone call he had received three days earlier kept replaying in his mind over and over again. She was out of town for a press conference. ""I can't not go, honey. I was the lead designer for the prototype. Who else is going to announce and describe its features?"" Ad…

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light? Ultraviolent

While visiting Alex’s house, his friend noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Alex’s friend asked why the small one was there. “Oh,” Alex replied, “I have decided to watch less T.V.”