2nd Daughter Jokes

Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do

A dad has 3 daughters and 1 son They all live in a pretty casual house. One day, one of his daughters came into his room and said: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian."" Fuming, he sends her to her room angrily. Then comes his 2nd daughter: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian too"" The father is now angrier than humanly possible, right then, the 3rd daughter came in: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm also lesbian..."" With all the might he can, he shouts: ""DOES NOBODY IN THIS DAMNED HOUSE LIKE BOYS?!"" In comes his son: ""Um, …

A woman is pregnant with triplets... A woman is pregnant with triplets and is walking into a bank. On her way in a burglar is leaving the bank and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Luckily 3 healthy children were born: 2 girls and a boy. Over 13 years later one of her daughters runs into the room screaming and crying. "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! I was peeing and I pissed out a bullet!" The mother calmed her down. She told her the amazing story of her survival and the daughter walked away happy.…

First Experience after marriage A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them “Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code” So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted “NESCAFE” and the next week the 2nd daughter text “WILLS” the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label “fantastic till the last drop” went to her husband’s pack of WILLS c…