A dad has 3 daughters and 1 son They all live in a pretty casual house. One day, one of his daughters came into his room and said: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian."" Fuming, he sends her to her room angrily. Then comes his 2nd daughter: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian too"" The father is now angrier than humanly possible, right then, the 3rd daughter came in: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm also lesbian..."" With all the might he can, he shouts: ""DOES NOBODY IN THIS DAMNED HOUSE LIKE BOYS?!"" In comes his son: ""Um, hey Dad..."" Edit: thanks u/SQLDave for the tip on making it better!