3rd Daughter Jokes

A dad has 3 daughters and 1 son They all live in a pretty casual house. One day, one of his daughters came into his room and said: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian."" Fuming, he sends her to her room angrily. Then comes his 2nd daughter: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian too"" The father is now angrier than humanly possible, right then, the 3rd daughter came in: ""Um, hey Dad, I'm also lesbian..."" With all the might he can, he shouts: ""DOES NOBODY IN THIS DAMNED HOUSE LIKE BOYS?!"" In comes his son: ""Um, …

First Experience after marriage A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them “Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code” So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted “NESCAFE” and the next week the 2nd daughter text “WILLS” the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label “fantastic till the last drop” went to her husband’s pack of WILLS c…