You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.

My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools.

If I can't stand on a counter top display at Home Depot and shit in the sink then we are truly living in a fascist society.

Home Depot is having their "ultimate tool event" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler.