You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.#Home Depot#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me.#Home Depot#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to make me new ones based on what I remember about them.#Home Depot#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp