You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.

My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools.

Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.

They're playing Earth, Wind and Fire. I was not prepared to party this hard at Home Depot.