"Daddy?" "Yes?" "What are you doing?" "Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."

Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed

Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his "why would you want to do that?" argument was pretty bulletproof.

STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she'll log into twitter.