I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.

"Daddy?" "Yes?" "What are you doing?" "Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."

Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed

Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his "why would you want to do that?" argument was pretty bulletproof.