Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his "why would you want to do that?" argument was pretty bulletproof.#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Daddy?" "Yes?" "What are you doing?" "Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she'll log into twitter.#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp