I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.

"Daddy?" "Yes?" "What are you doing?" "Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."

Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed

"So kids, I was married to your mom & I met this girl on Twitter, we started DMing and one thing led to another" -How I Met Your Stepmother