[kidnapper hands wife phone] "brent" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED

what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom

In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name.

If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity.