When I was a kid, I asked my dad where babies come from. He said, ""The fridge! You should go see if there's one in there now! If there isn't, bring me a beer!""

Mom why do they call me... [So my friend told me this joke today] A little girl walks into her mother's room and asks 'mom, why did you name me daisy?' 'Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head,' she replied. The next child walks in and says 'mom, why did you name me rose?' 'Because when you were younger a rose petal fell on your head,' she replied. The last kid walks in and says 'bluhblehbluuu.' The mother says 'Shut up fridge!'

Notes To The Rural Milkman ""Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."" ""Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."" ""Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"" ""Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."" ""Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."" ""Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints,…

A little girl asks her father how she got her name "well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose." his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?" "well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily." his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur" "shut up cinder block" Edit: apparently this joke was told a few da…