When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.

what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom

Daddy can u get me a drink? "No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink" Fine *goes to fridge "While you're there can you grab me a beer?"

Wife left a note on the fridge it says "It's not working, gone to my mom's" I opened it and opened a beer, it's cold, the fridge works fine?