If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in.

Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.

I walked into a gas station & a woman handed me a free slice of pizza Either Iowa is the nicest state in America or I've just been poisoned

If you think it's "uncool" to love America, why don't you go see how "cool" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza.