If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in.

Just took a 70% lean meatloaf out of the oven, and now it's supposed to "rest" because in America even our food is fat and lazy.

Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.

If you think it's "uncool" to love America, why don't you go see how "cool" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza.