[bank robbery] "Todd, where the hell is the getaway car?" TODD: *zooming up on a Segway* FOSSIL FUELS ARE RUINING THIS PLANET, GARY

Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche

Guy walk's into a bar A guy walk's into a bar and asks the bartender what drink he recommends. The bartender tells him to try a grasshopper. The guy drinks a few of them, gets drunk, and instead of driving home decides to walk. Halfway home he see's a grasshopper and says to the grasshopper,""hey did you know there is a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper replies,""I didn't know there was a drink named Gary!!""

Ray and Gary: The Shot Ray and Gary were at a firing range, they wanted to shoot but the officers there said they can't shoot yet. Ray asked Gary if they wanted to take a shot without the officers noticing. Later that night Ray somehow managed to break in to the locked gun room but Gary was gone. Ray waited for an hour until he saw a speeding car, following were 3 cop cars but in the speeder was no one other than an intoxicated Gary. He took shot as a beer shot. 'Wonderful' Ray thought. Gary jum…