Ray and Gary: The Shot Ray and Gary were at a firing range, they wanted to shoot but the officers there said they can't shoot yet. Ray asked Gary if they wanted to take a shot without the officers noticing. Later that night Ray somehow managed to break in to the locked gun room but Gary was gone. Ray waited for an hour until he saw a speeding car, following were 3 cop cars but in the speeder was no one other than an intoxicated Gary. He took shot as a beer shot. 'Wonderful' Ray thought. Gary jum…

Ray & Gary: The shot Ray and Gary were at a firing range, they wanted to shoot but the officers there said they can't shoot yet. Ray asked Gary if they wanted to take a shot without the officers noticing. Later that night Ray somehow managed to break in to the locked gun room but Gary was gone. Ray waited for an hour until he saw a speeding car, following were 3 cop cars but in the speeder was no one other than an intoxicated Gary. He took shot as a beer shot. 'Wonderful' Ray thought. Gary j…

Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*

I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.