I made up this joke in a dream. So Joe is eating lunch at work. He sees that in the lunchroom there's another guy there who doesn't have any food with him. This guy walks up to Joe and says, ""Excuse me, would you mind giving me one of your crackers?"" And Joe, nice guy that he is, gives the guy a cracker. The next day, Joe sees the guy in the lunchroom again, and again, the guy has no food. Joe's eating his lunch and again, this guy comes up to him and says, ""Hello, would you mind giving me on…

Himalayan peach pie So there once was a man named Joe, who worked for a private investment company called Curo. So one day Joe's boss goes up to him and says, ""Joe. I need you to go visit our client in the Himalayas, they want to put a face to their product and you are just the man for the job."" ""The Himalayas? Wow, I would love to."" He said. So the next day Joe boards a plane to Nepal, and he arrives with a few days to spare. So he decides to go on a hike up the mountain, so he goes to this…

I used to have a co-worker named Joe. He seemed to have come out of no where. When he first got the job, We asked him where he was from, but he would always just shrug off the question. Nevertheless, Joe and I got along really well. One day, he approached me and asked if he could move in with me and my girlfriend. He told us about how our job wasn't paying enough for him to live alone, so we agreed and he moved in a few days later. He was an alright roommate. He always cleaned up after himsel…

Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ed noticed something funny about Joe's ear. He said, "Joe did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" "I have? A suppository?" He pulled it out and stared at it. Then he said: "Ed, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."