Poor Luigi when his parents were all, "This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'.

What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins

My late grandfather's favorite joke (requires a bit of performance) A man goes in to have his suit tailored. ""Mario,"" he says, ""this suit you made me, the hems are all wrong. Take a look."" ""Ah, that's no problem,"" says the tailor, ""you just have to walk like this."" [waddles around with his knees apart kicking his legs up high.] ""Fix it!"" the man huffs, and takes the suit off to be altered. The next morning the man's back. ""Mario,"" he says, ""I think you misunderstood me. The hems are…

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