😄 "We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the ...

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"We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan

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