Little Peter Jokes

Little Johnny's Teacher Gives the Class a Mother's Day Assignment They were studying the meaning of various phrases. The teacher goes on to explain the meaning of the sentence *""We only have one mother.""* Okay, Little Peter, give me a brief narration that includes the phrase *""we only have one mother.""* Little Peter starts: I was sick in bed with a high fever, and then comes my mom, gives me a glass of warm milk with some aspirin, kisses me in the forehead and I thought *""We only have one m…

Neighbor got the key Little Peter was asking his dad: What is that thing that mom has between her legs. Dad: Son, that is the door to the paradise. Son; What is thing that you have between your legs. Dad: Son, this is the key that opens the door to the paradise. Few days later son runs to his dad: Dad ,you have to change the key. The neighbor already got the copy.