DAD: I want a steak. HER: Eat this chicken instead. It's healthy. DAD: No it isn't. It's dead.

Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.

Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels. #circuseverydamnday

Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort.