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A man and hs dog sit at the bar.... ...bartender says ""sorry, but no dogs allowed at the bar"". The gentleman responds ""no no, you don't understand, this is a TALKING dog, he should definitely be allowed to sit at the bar"" ""Talking dog you say"" says the bartender, stroking his chin. ""Prove it"" ""Okay! Hey Oscar, what sound does a dog make?"" ""WOOF WOOF"" replies Oscar the dog. ""Okay, what is on top of a house?"" ""ROOF, ROOF"" replies Oscar again. The bartender at this point just says "…

2 South Africans were in a bar were discussing Oscar Pistorius's case. One said ""He should have blackened her up with a tin of shoe polish then he might of got away with it"" The other man replied in fury "" I am disgusted with you, how could you be so insensitive?"" ""Yeah your right"" he said, ""Where would he get a tin of shoe polish?""

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